Disclaimer: Every girl reaches 'the age' when moms actually force her to go out with a guy, pataysify* him and make the poor soul so hopelessly lost that he is forced to do the 'forever thing' . But maa, i did the pataysify part so naturally at 18 and all you did then was police me! Life and moms never cease to amaze me ....<philosophical sigh >
P.S: Frankly, i don't know why i bother with disclaimers! It's not as if i need to be politically correct in my own blog!
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Arranged marriages are just a legalised form of double dating. Why double dating you ask, but kind sir aren't your parents dating mine? I don't think  i exaggerate when i say it is multi dating. They want to marry you more than i do! Krishnaaa, enna kodumai idhu ! **
Just as guys classify girls into 'BiLi aane' (high maintenance girl), 'homely' (take home to mom) , 'Phigarru'( good looking) and all that jazz, ive decided to do some taxonomical classifications of my own! Our ancestors went so far as to classify the entirety of womankind into hasthini,chittini,shankini and padmini , and you folks say two women never agree! So i have decided to do history a favour by classifying the 7 kinds of men you shouldn't marry.

Girls, if you spot any of these types, RUN!
1) Blink - and -miss guy: The once in a blue moon , one day wonder boy. You just meet him once and he disappears from the face of earth . You wonder if he was hit by a truck.  He's always busy, doing nothing.The next time he asks you out, he's talking to another girl <grimace>
You end up telling him that he reminds you of your elder brother.

2)Ask-and-answer guy: All through your evening's conversation , he's the only one talking. It looks like this:
AAGuy: Did you see the weather outside? It's so cold.    You :             <blank>
AAGuy: Lets eat at Amber, ok? Ok                                   You:               <blank>
AAGuy: Waiter , bring two glasses of chai.                       You:                <blank>
You come home and fear that you've selective voice loss as all you said the whole evening was Hi and Bye.

3)Complete-the-sentence guy: No parts of the conversation seem to go the way you like it to go.
You:I know your parents are ..  CTSGuy: ...truly wonderful !             You meant :.... from bangalore.
You : I don't like shopping .....   CTSGuy:... which is a boon for me! You meant : ..at the Dollar store.
You come home and suffer from an identity crisis since nothing you said sounded like you.

4) Stare -at- Floor Guy: He sits in front of you and looks at the floor. You start desperately searching for spots thinking the floor is dirty. After making sure that floor is clean , you start thinking if it has mirrors and he's looking at your reflection there. He knows that you have two feet and they are beautiful. You move closer to him and he jumps away like a startled rabbit.<geez>
You come home thinking you are a brazen and forward girl who defiled an innocent guy.

5)Kool - as - kukumber guy: This guy has karunanidhi glasses, vishnu vardhan's flowery tshirts and 'please-please-please accept my fraanship' attitude. The kommunications is peppered with koschens, chumma sitings, won'nower borings, dhurty lookings, koolz drinks, dialaags <faints> ***
You come home and instantly enroll for an english class. You pore over wren and martins to make sure you know English.

6) My -mommy-strongest guy : He talks only about how you should cook,clean,care,act,talk,walk,look like his mom.You also know when and where she took birth, went to school, got married and hoe many times she sneezed in her entire lifetime.<meh>
You come home and start looking for household helps for him and get convinced that you'd win trivia with all the General Knowledge .

7) I-am-God guy: In 45 minutes he tells about how bruce lee learnt fighting from him, sharukh khan learnt acting from him, stephen hawkings learnt science and tiger woods learnt golf from him. On the way back he tells some more, but your brain has stopped processing more superlatives. He also says he has rejected 45 girls before you and wants to marry you <dumbstruck>
You come home and curse destiny for the trails and tribulations of the past hour.

Adios Amigas and Amigos,
Rush

*Pataysify : Enchant a guy.
** Krishna what a trial!
***Bengaluru Banter boys words from his blogs/posts have been used.
**** Miss M and me have had some conversations like this about weird things guys do.
*****Sadly, none of this is fiction, most of it has happened to me or my friends!